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Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: A revival

by Liz

Congratulations! Somebody on eDate likes the looks of you! User pontipee1954, 38, of Oregon, USA, asked us to contact you on his behalf. Here’s what this dreamy dude had to say:

Re: Bless yore beautiful hide, wherever you may be

Hey, there, darlin!

I’m a lonely (but attractive) polecat vowing to be true, but in need of a feminine polecat to whom I can make my vow. If you’re pretty and trim and kind of slim, why don’t we get in touch? I’d love to throw a blanket over your head, sling you over my shoulder, and carry you off for a long winter cozied up on my rural farm.

I’m a work-hard-play-hard kind of fellow: I like plowin,’ brawlin,’ and eatin’ without saying grace, but I also dance surprisingly well and know how to fill out a green shirt. I’ve struggled with community architecture and construction projects in the past, but I believe I have reconciled with my neighbors. Or maybe they’re just trapped under the avalanche! J/K!!!1!

I like a girl who’s spontaneous, low-maintenance, and knows how to cook and clean. Must not mind a commute into town and be able to entertain six female prisoners guests indoor for the duration of a long, harsh winter. Bonus points if you wear a quilt for a skirt!

If you want to go courtin’, leave a message at the general store, and I’ll get back to you in five months.

Sincerely,

Adam Pontipee

P.S. I have a large family. Please don’t ask me about them until after the ceremony.

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Posted in Classics, musicals on October 6th, 2008

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One Response to “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: A revival”

  1. Christine O. Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    I wonder, judging by the lack of comments, if you and I are the only people who’ve every seen this movie.

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