Cinema Hype

‘Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the theaters, not a creature was stirring, except for a gruesome account of the fall of the Mayans produced in their own dead language. Apparently, my revolution has succeeded, though, admittedly, I’m not sure any bunnies were involved. Apocalypto knocked Happy Feet out of first place at the box office, followed by The Holiday. So, basically, people are really into romance, penguins, and unadulterated pre-European gore this holiday season. The most wonderful time of the year, indeed.