CH Goes to the Sofa Golden Globes
So…what one might call “CH Official critical thoughts on the Golden Globe Awards” might actually just be “me making catty remarks about celebrities.” But there you go. Like you wouldn’t do the same, were you, you know….watching. Sarcasm: it’s the grumpy man’s wit.
On with the show!
- Uh, wow, Sting. Can we introduce you to Cast Away-era Tom Hanks? I feel like you guys might have a lot to talk about. I’ll just go get my time machine.
- The Jonas Brothers: “We’ve never seen so many celebrities in our lives!” By which they mean, since they watched last year’s Golden Globes…in the womb.
- I completely love Drew Barrymore’s gown. But when did the Grey Gardens remake become an HBO thing? Probably for the best, really. You can’t fictionalize this stuff:
- Aww, Kate Winslet, you are adorable, and I suppose that if I won double Golden Globes for being utterly dramatic, I’d never be in any comedies either. Did you take Cute Speech lessons from America Ferrara?
- Nobody is surprised by Mickey Rourke, I suspect, except maybe Mickey Rourke, which is the most charming thing of all.
- This is not a cinema thing, per se, but I am so happy for (writer/Doyle from Gilmore Girls) Danny Strong’s success with Recount. He just makes me happy, okay?
- Renee Zellweger: Sharon Stone called. She wants herself back.
- I LIKE YOU TINA FEY AND I AM ON THE INTERNET. PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB AND BE MY BFF. SIGNED, LIZ AT CINEMAHYPE.
Oh, Golden Globes. You are…less interesting than you think. But hey, thanks for showing up this year.
Golden Globes, awards, Sting, Tom Hanks, Kate Winslet, Renee Zellweger, Sharon Stone, Jonas Brothers, America Ferrara, Danny Strong, Mickey Rourke, Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens
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