Dancing Queen, indeed: Mamma Mia!
Friday, July 18th, 2008
It’s not hard to see how the original Mamma Mia! came about—how you’d go from a well-loved 78 of ABBA Gold to a Broadway musical. You’re listening, and you’re thinking, “Man, wouldn’t it be great if all of these groovy ABBA songs made a story?” And then you’re in your beanbag chair, concentrating really hard, and you write it all down in your favorite spiral notebook, and then you grow up and become a famous Broadway producer, and you finally make the ABBA musical, because…well, because how can you not?
It’s not as easy to see exactly how the Mamma Mia! movie happened, how the flattish story and unconnected plot points made it to two hours on the big screen. Except that, well, everybody loves ABBA. Don’t they? We’ll make an exception for people who don’t like harmonies and hooks, and for people who don’t like silly dancing, and for people who don’t like Swedes, but then, we don’t really want to hang out with those people anyway. Everyone in Hollywood must love ABBA, because here we are. Wouldn’t you have loved to have seen those pitch meetings? I mean, come on.
So, nothing much happens? Correct. Character arcs don’t make any sense? Not really, no. Pierce Brosnan makes silly faces when he sings? Absolutely. If these are things that bother you, go see Space Chimps instead (or, better, learn to blame the musical). If you’re ready to put things like “depth of character” (pish!) and “realistic relationships” (tosh!) behind you, get thee to a multiplex, and bring your tallest shoes—platforms, obviously; what is this, Sex and the City?
Because this movie is all about the silliness and the music and the dancing, and in those areas, it excels. Just try not to fall in love with this particular rendition of “Dancing Queen”—it’s one of the best moments, sweet and funny and infectious and inspiring in a way that doesn’t totally make sense, which is maybe one of the hallmarks of a great musical. And maybe Meryl Streep wasn’t totally necessary here, but she’s always a welcome addition; she comes on a little strong—“manic hippie” suits her disturbingly well—and pulls her own weight musically, though she’s no virtuoso (virtuosa?). Of the three potential (former and future) love interests, Colin Firth is by far the least ridiculous, because he plays the guitar and can actually sing; Brosnan looks pained, and what’s happened to Stellan Skarsgard over the last decade is unclear. But it doesn’t matter: they’re there, and they’re shaking their things, and it is funny and sexy-ish, if that’s the kind of thing you’re into. And anyway they’re eclipsed by Christine Baranski and Julie Walters, scene-stealers both, and so all is forgiven. It seems like only the lovely future-mega-star Amanda Seyfried is playing the straight woman, but she’s up to the job (not that she can’t play silly; she does, after all have psychic boobs). It’s big and it’s rollicking and it might cause you—or others—to jump up and dance around the theater.
And THAT is when, as a musical producer, you know you’ve won.
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